My favorite Kate strip as well. BUT THERE ARE SO VERY MANY IN THE RUNNING

Cat: Can sense impending death in humans, will instinctively cover its own poop

Is there not a nice grease fire somewhere that this bag of assholes can roll around in?

Wokka wokka wacko.

He could go far.

Don’t want to get those hands dirty, just had my nails did.

I wish I had a clip to link to, but I’ve dreamed of reenacting a particular scene from the horror-satire The Day of the Beast (El Día de la Bestia, 1995) on someone who deserves it: convinced by an Omen-style “accident” that the Anti-Christ is among us and must be slain, a priest attempts to infiltrate the ranks of…

SPURRTZ BULD KARAKTAR

But that is the response typical of the asshole who whines that “political correctness” is destroying his or her “way of life.” Kicking someone who’s already down is an act of freedom-preserving bravado in their mind, worthy of the shiniest of medals. As long as they’re not the one being kicked. Then they shriek like…

This was a narrow food-court mall storefront, barely enough room for the register and pick-up counter up front.

1983: One of my roomies in college badgered me into accompanying him on a weekend sightseeing trip to D.C. despite the fact that I was absolutely flat broke. His mother forbade him going without a friend (yeah, I know), no one else would put up with his horseshit, and controlling my “allowance” probably got him all…

Any use of that gear should be fatal. But no, I doubt she’s dead. They’re “1941”-ing—trying to do cartoon humor as live-action. I’d wager there’s even a groan. “Itaaaaaiiiii...”

And TV show! Every so often I’ll blow the dust off my PS2 (no, that’s not a typo) and waste precious minutes of my remaining mortal coil on Kim Possible: What’s the Switch?, The Simpsons: Hit and Run, and Futurama: The Video Game. (And maybe some Tekken 4.)

“victim”

But then how will these fine young men be molded into the Leaders of Tomorrow?

Do we really have to explain this to you, over and over again?

Am I so old and out of touch, that I am miffed that Jerry Goldsmith is not mentioned? No. No, it is the children who are wrong.

Superman’s got a hell of a lot of relationship repair ahead of him.