Because she’s not Janet Van Dyne? Just kidding.

Don’t be silly. Gingers aren’t real. It’s just a myth created to scare children.

“Doesn’t care” (except to make sure everyone is aware that he doesn’t care); hangs around barking nonsense anyway.

All of it, Katie.

“I expected Batman and Robin, not pornography.”

God, what a complete farce. Let’s not forget my favorite parts (SPOILERS): the guy who jumps into mag and throws the fat guy he’s carrying to safety even as he dies; the stupid kid who walks directly towards explosions with his hands over his ears because the script needs him to; the demolitionist who stays behind…

I pray for an analysis of Irwin Allen’s The Swarm, by a qualified person who has also read the novel by Arthur Herzog. One of these things is not like the other. At all. There’s a town called Marysville, a minor character named General Slater, a group of scientists assembled to seek a solution to the growing menace, a…

Is that the arc where the punchline is “Holy cats! He made me all rocky again!”?

I can’t believe people gave him any money at all.

Next up: Rush Limbaugh complains that political correctness is destroying political discourse. ...And it’s all the fault of those feminazis!

I wonder what happens when animals observe a demonstration of the mirror’s nature—in controlled conditions, naturally, not a person performing in front of a wild jaguar or gorilla. When, say, a wooden shape’s reflection matches it as it turns or moves up and down on its wire, do animals that don’t understand initially…

Stalking, skulking through the sarcasm, sashay through the sargassum, planning revenge on your friends

Actually I want a series starring her, Kate Bishop, and America Chavez. Kinda like SBFF but Marvel.

Jon Watson, a Man Who Does Things and therefore I am both deeply admiring and intensely jealous of, has a whole slew of videos worth checking out.

She’s been trained from birth to do this, to make this face. As part of her punishment for being a horrible temptress by having lady bits. It’s revolting enough here, but just remember: when you see it on the face of a politician’s wife, that man needs to be de-jobbed ASAP.

Ugh. Need shower just after reading the headline.

That’s why I love it when some oik gets shot down making any public or Jumb-O-Tron Kiss Cam proposal. He’s not just seeking attention, he thinks his target* won’t dare deny him when everyone’s looking. F**k that noise. If that’s how he proposes, you already know how he’ll handle any other situation in your life…

Have some more octopus funs.

Now I wonder if they smell like the CNG-powered tractors I occasionally get a whiff of at work.

Hope Rob don’t say balls nasty.