Yeah, I didn’t pick up on what Miller really meant when Bats thought, “The world only makes sense when you force it to” until years later. Now the whole book just grosses me out and I refer to it as Batman Shrugged. (“Hope Rob don’t say balls nasty” is still a favorite phrase of mine, though.)

I am reminded of Eros from Plan Nine From Outer Space, who was (within the film’s context) completely right in his argument, but so given to insulting condescension that he destroyed any hope of achieving his goal.

(waits for inevitable screed from MRA about how he’s sick of hearing this joke that was briefly his most cherished excuse)

I’m betting it plays out like the comic book New Frontier follow-up; Supes and Bats almost kill each other and Wondy shows up to slap their wrists and make them play nice together and find more friends.

Roger Corman came closer, but between the terrycloth cloak, the clank-clank-clank factor, and NONSENSICAL GESTURING!!!1!, that Doom is also a Zilla-grade disaster. Instead of saying, “just do a better job,” everyone in the SONY boardroom says, “just tear it down and build an unrecognizable disaster in its place,…

SPOILER WARNING: More like Jugsaw.

I think we can all agree that the biggest fools are people who keep giving TheAsylum money for crap like this.

Hobyahs are mean bastards, too, but that’s what you get for dicing up your dog for waking you up. (Old fairy tales were messed up.)

Hey, Macarena!

The Shusuke Kaneko movies are fantastic (and his Godzilla entry is the best of all recent entries).

“You’re in the news, sweethart!”

I'd scream YEAAAAHHH at this, but frankly I don't think I'll ever see the talking tiger I want. The last incarnation of Tawky Tawny I remember seeing was as a form of some shapeshifting wisdom-vending machine. (I'm not absolutely married to the original concept; I'd settle for him being one of Sivana's experiments…

Not the kind of weapons this sort of Predator usually targets. Jesus Christ, Reggie, dial it down a little.

Given the variety of "international" food I've seen in Japan, I would think they'd be all over gyros (albeit some 'Japanized' version like their Domino's Pizza or their curry). It's been well over a decade, but the last time I was there I daydreamed up a chain restaurant called YuroYuro, complete with a kawaii pita…

Gotta let everybody on the Internet know they're Not Impressed.

Winning...?

LUCKY DUCKY!!!

They're...they're Infant Flying Spaghetti Monsters! HE'S REEEEEAL