It'll be hilarious if it's sold to everyone as "phasing" and turns out to merely be just some sort of holographic projection. That'd be some Black-Widow-level fakeout.

"Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?"

(Am I nuts or did we get a brief flashback that suggested otherwise?)

Also another damn NIMH movie that completely erases Mrs Frisbee/Brisby?

It was nonsense from the get-go. Makers put up a website, claimed they'd signed Christopher Lee and Mia Farrow (lies), then told everyone the Unicorn would be a horse with a plastic horn pasted on. By the director of Freejack! Then the website and project just laid there until they faded away.

There's an early issue of Alpha Flight in which Canadian mutant speedster Aurora punches a mugger in the face a hundred times in the blink of an eye. Neither her dainty hand nor the mugger's face explode in a spray of bone fragments and fleshpulp, so there's definitely some energy-hammerspace going on. (Indeed, The…

It really does look like a magical condiment troll who had too much coffee squatted over the cup, doesn't it.

IT'S NOT IT'S NOT IT'S NOT IT'S NOT IT'S NOT IT'S NOT

he can never be with MOTHERa, who he loves

And now I have to find others sources for my yoga-mat fix...THANKS OBAMA

Is the congressional career still continuity? Because the first and last issue I read of the new run treats her like a giddy teenager.

Bitches gonna bitch.

I'll give it a shot when I have 20 minutes, but I dunno, Rise of the Epic Scout will be tough to top in my book. And it's only eleven minutes!

The hell with Hawkman. He's my favorite Nobody's Favorite.

If you can find it, you must watch Growing Up...Clouded Leopard from AnimalPlanet (before it became the turd it is today). Obscenely, it is not on DVD. Ming and Mei are now "retired" from Nashville Zoo and live at Panther Ridge Conservation Center.

I would've gone with George's Stir-Fried Bugnuggets: The Series. But then I'm a bit mental.