Hobyahs are mean bastards, too, but that’s what you get for dicing up your dog for waking you up. (Old fairy tales were messed up.)

“You’re in the news, sweethart!”

Given the variety of "international" food I've seen in Japan, I would think they'd be all over gyros (albeit some 'Japanized' version like their Domino's Pizza or their curry). It's been well over a decade, but the last time I was there I daydreamed up a chain restaurant called YuroYuro, complete with a kawaii pita…

Winning...?

It really does look like a magical condiment troll who had too much coffee squatted over the cup, doesn't it.

he can never be with MOTHERa, who he loves

And now I have to find others sources for my yoga-mat fix...THANKS OBAMA

I'll give it a shot when I have 20 minutes, but I dunno, Rise of the Epic Scout will be tough to top in my book. And it's only eleven minutes!

If you can find it, you must watch Growing Up...Clouded Leopard from AnimalPlanet (before it became the turd it is today). Obscenely, it is not on DVD. Ming and Mei are now "retired" from Nashville Zoo and live at Panther Ridge Conservation Center.

Yeee! Darth Sectivore here is creepier than Jabba.

Don't you mean...Darth Tentional? (See also: Darth Sipid; Darth Corrigible. Darth Travenous is the subject of heated and occasionally violent debate.)

*waits for reports of halfwits hospitalizing their children with force-fed diets of chicken liver and bone broth because Jezebel article told them not to, and that's just what the Lizard People of Big Science want*

There are two websites I don't understand WHY people still use: deviantArt and YouTube. There are so many alternatives! It's like banking with BoA, then acting surprised when they rob you blind.

Chris Columbus and Adam Sandler. Ha ha ha, NO. I'll watch some crap movies, but I have my limits.

Asari Yoshitoh's Space Family Carl Vinson is a delightful (and unfortunately, never officially translated into English) manga about a diverse group of alien misfits who find an orphan human baby and decide to settle down on a weird planet and be her family. Among the native fauna of this planet are "worms," which…

and Rivera himself breaking his nose.

My first thought upon reading about him above was, "He either had his name changed to that because the judge wouldn't approve Istandwithdarrenwilson, or his last name is the reason he got hired in the first place."

"We both work fer Disney now! If I gotta wear pants, YOU gotta wear pants!"