While I might have preferred the South Park version (even more so mixed with imagery of Turkish Star Wars), that shirt has me all oh, daaaaaaaamn.

Carbohydrates are a perfectly healthy dietary staple, so long as they're complex carbohydrates, which are higher in fiber and will help make you feel fuller longer.

The tongue is an often-neglected part of oral care, but your tongue houses bacteria that causes bad breath.

Applies to any scent, really. I'm sure each of us has a horror story involving an elevator and someone wearing too much perfume/cologne.

Still using my old Gillette TracII! Have to be careful selecting off-brand replacement cartridges when Gillette's aren't available though—some are fine, others are worse than overused blades.

I get horrible, horrible ringworm-like rashes with antiperspirants. Nothing with deodorants, thankfully.

you aren't as sensitive about your own smells as much as you think you are

"DIE, EVERYBODY!!"

But, butbutbutbut MAH FREEDUMBZ!!!?4!!

Now that we're being told that Botswana has a higher vaccination rate than the U.S., I'm curious if they've had the same Devastating Autism Epidemic the anti-vaxxers have concluded vaccinations caused in the States.

DEM LIPS

Batman secretly wishes he could burn Gotham and everyone in it to the ground.

The papers only talked about pure sugar

The papers only talked about pure sugar

Here's one. Google will trot out many more results, but they're mostly pro-low-carb sites, with amateurish website layouts, so pffffft they can't possibly be right even though they all cite the same studies.

Low-carb diets do not boost immunity (and may enrage vegans), but they are a perfectly legit alternative to the daily carb-overdose of the typical modern diet, which is found to reduce immunity. This quack is getting it backwards (because he's a quack) but that has no bearing on the diets themselves.

if he was saying shit like this, he'd still belong in a fucking circus, or a jail cell, or an inpatient mental health facility

It's been years since I've been back to Japan, but on long drives on winter days in Aomori I would pull over at my favorite machine and warm up with a nice burn-your-fingers-hot can of curry soup. If that was out, I'd have a can of "corn pottage." In summer, I wished Japan had uniquely-Japanese colas to experience,…

A pair of obnoxious, confrontational, judgmental attack animals turning on each other? #IStandThereClappingandCheering

BUT BENGHAZI IS WORSE THAN A MILLION 9-11s AND OBAMACARE IS THE HOLOCAUST, ONLY REAL, SO IMPEEECH NAO /s