I CANT DOO THE ENGLISHS BUT AM I FIRST IN LINE TO TELL ERRYONE HOW UNIMPRESSED AM I AM. PLEEZ TO SAY YES IT IS SO AND HOW U LOVE ME NOW BECAUSE OF IT, U PLEBEANS

Right there, that's when my pee came out.

Many are now calling for the organization to make a public condemnation of Palin's post, but so far they have remained silent.

"Tonight on AMC's The Walking Dead..."

Annnnnnd someone tries to drive it through a tunnel with the dick up.

Quick! Get Steven Seagal on Line 1!

"Because GIRLS can't be superheroes, that's just stupid. Also, Supergirl isn't FAT, jeez. And this Wonder Woman character doesn't have big enough tits, whoever she is. Nobody wants to watch this." — some boardroom-suit toady who hasn't looked up from his phone since waking up

"He was known to have an Asian fetish because he wanted a submissive woman."

Despite advances in spine-rending Batman-grade aerial-acrobatics technology and X-Acto swords, they've somehow lost the technology to create basic hearing protection for cannon crews ("Just cup a hand over one ear!"), so I suppose that's, um, "plausible."

Those are not tomatoes, they are obviously ground beef. And those so-called "peppers"? Steak!!

Are we still pouring billions of dollars into the Star Wars Missile Defense System That Won't Work Unless Tracking Devices Are Attached To The Target Missiles?

Whatever happened to just threatening to go Galt?

Let's just go ahead and make the leap here: Start charging drunken idiots big bucks for the privilege of being catapulted, dropped, or otherwise introduced onto the track. We've already established that race drivers are allowed to mow down people and carry on as if nothing happened, and this will fish one or two turds…

"Fuck off, ableist shitbag. Find a better way to insult people than maligning the mentally ill."

I have to say your rant suggests a deeper obsession than any Brony's.

I think there's a disconnect here on the phrase "being professional" (as in, "acting like a grown-up") versus "being a professional" (as in "occupying a job slot").

Millbrae, CA: $1295 for a 1-BR in an excellent walking-distance-to-everything location in a very nice little town.

You were tearing down an interstate in the middle of the night during a rainstorm at 70mph, apparently with other traffic around, and you think it's unfair that a trooper pulled you over.

Not saying every Brony is a pedophile, not by a long shot.

And Komen devotes a full .05% of that 5% to breast cancer research!