Thought Ackbar, feared Jar Jar.

No, I get it. Was joke! And Pandemis uploaded a flipped version.

Absolutely not. Pyun's movie gets a point for being closer than the Reb Brown TV movies, but it's still a massive, bleeding-rectum disaster.

and Rivera himself breaking his nose.

My first thought upon reading about him above was, "He either had his name changed to that because the judge wouldn't approve Istandwithdarrenwilson, or his last name is the reason he got hired in the first place."

What language IS this?!?

That's so cute. I can almost hear the CB jargon.

Still waitin' on my Barely Legal Teen Titans.

The only way this could be sadder is if an episode of The Walking Dead was filmed here. There would be broken down rides, and one of them would have a child Walker trapped on it.

Just a bit of Terry Gilliam's animation from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

The Most Dangerous Game of Fetch

Likewise olfactory: and he of his ass had made a trumpet

...Hundreds of Crazies bailing out of the theaters after the first showing, all clawing at their eyes and laughing, "I wanted to see! I saw! I saw!"

If everything from work gloves to toilet paper to, yes, drinking water is shipped here from the other side of the planet, I don't see why we can't help the East Coast by taking the snow from their now-annual Ice Catastro-pades off their hands.

Fair enough—but (1) it was the only way to stay true to the show's environmental theme, and (2) the stuff we tend to remember most fondly from our childhoods was the stuff that traumatized the crap out of us.

"We both work fer Disney now! If I gotta wear pants, YOU gotta wear pants!"

While I might have preferred the South Park version (even more so mixed with imagery of Turkish Star Wars), that shirt has me all oh, daaaaaaaamn.

So...Carol Danvers and Kate Spencer snuck into Seth Brundle's telepod for some drunken groping, and Ted Kord accidentally activated it?

And for God's sake, PLEASE make sure you're watching the 1980 version.

Joker just had an orgasm. "So much...fodder!"