Russian Winnie the Pooh and Russian Mowgli are arguably better than their Disney counterparts.

I once got it into my head that if I ever had to do a mockup of an '80s VHS cover for a non-existent movie, it would be Judge Reinhold and Clara Peller in Help! My Dog's A Retard! Or else Arnold Schwartznegger and Danny Devito in Dr. Seuss' Green Eggs and Ham The Motion Picture.

OH MY GOD BEAR IS DRIVING! HOW CAN THIS BE!

"You and I should totally get together sometime. To...uh, fight crime."

The dinosaur stampede is my go-to example for how not to do...well, anything. Everyone's running and fighting for their lives, and performing choreographed stunts and cracking jokes the entire time. The CGI is actually the most realistic thing about the scene (and it fails miserably).

Heh! I just posted International Gorrilay elsewhere the other night.

So long as I get my D-Cups Full of Justice and Chainsaw Hands, it's all good. But NO SPARKIMUS PRIME PLUG-IN! THAT'S STUPID!

The Archipod is already stimulating my imagination; I just pictured a giant mutant dung beetle running up and rolling it away as the people inside scream.

The fun part is that THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS!

Had one and loved it. The transparent head-dome was removable, and between the neck and under the, uh, tip of the uh, head-member was a tab that opened the jaws and extended the tongue. The tongue was, for some reason, two separate pieces that could be pulled out and replaced. Tail was flexible and never broke no…

The spice must flow.

Daaaamn, world, you beautiful/fascinating/nauseating/scary/combo platter.

Bat-Mite: "Too icky."

"Ewww! ...How does a wax lady GET knocked up, anyway?"

"If you build it, they will come"...myth BUSTED.

Well, at least he didn't "screw the pooch." That's just nasty.

I guess it would be titled Barely Legal Teen Titans?

I am now aware that there is such a thing as The XXX Adventures of Hawkman and Hawkgirl: An Extreme Comixxx Parody. Christ in a cake pan. When are the Teen Titans going to get the treatment?

Loved the B-Wing. The off-center cockpits of Corellian ships (I presume) make them very cool to me.

She did that slow-blink thing in Fletch and I completely forgot about whatever the hell Chevy Chase was doing.