Yeah no, Plague Dogs is far more horrifying than Watership Down.

I'm sure I'm not the first to post this, right? (EDIT: I'm not.) I'll stick with the classic, "computer blows up because Hero asked it a trippy question like what means kiss or why or what is the velocity of an unladen swallow." And because the future doesn't have circuit breakers or fuses (cf. The bridge of the…

Screw this. I want Bat-Mite vs (*looks up spelling*) Mxyztplk.

(MILD SPOILER) Speculation of the nature of her return runs rampant (Flashback? Dream? Another Twilight Test? For Realies?) but Nightmare Moon will appear in S4.

But that's a bit different. BTTF told its story. Then it teased another. If we never had the sequels, we still would have been happy that the story we originally came to see was complete. Much in the same sense that Conan or James Bond or Doc Savage or Buckaroo Banzai or Tony Stark doesn't retire at the end of the…

Oh *sniffle* goddamn it, you threw somethings in my eye. Eyes.

The aliens are monsters. If humans had done any of the things the aliens do in the film—from leading a cop car off a cliff, to ripping a child from the hands of his terrified, hysterical mother, to dumping victims they kidnapped ages ago onto a world they no longer understand—they'd be shot.

I'm not hat-racist, but...

Maybe not the most epic (yet), but it's the friendship that still warms the husk of my dead cold heart.

Sometimes it works...sometimes it doesn't.

Dammit, I JUST stopped screaming from the last time I saw that. Welp, better hydrate...

They could integrate breakfast menu items into the post-breakfast menu: Mickey D Japan's got it (or had it) goin' on with the Teritama Burger. Burger patty, cheese, EggMcMuffin egg—topped with shredded lettuce and teriyaki sauce. Yesssssss. I have to go to L&L Hawaiian Barbeque if I want it Stateside. Not the same,…

Speaking of great Disney songs that didn't reach the screen: Eartha Kitt finished the song "Snuff Out the Light" but it was ultimately axed from the film. I listened to it constantly the night I heard she passed away.

And I know everyone hates the movie, but until the bad SFX cut in, this:

There were once plans for a live-action version under the director of Freejack. They signed Christopher Lee to reprise his role as Haggard (yay) but were planning on using a pony with a horn glued to its forehead (uh, less yay). Be joyful that one never came to fruition.

I'm a fifty-year-old blue-collar man with a job centered on heavy lifting and I can't go to the movies with anyone because I can start hemorrhaging from the eyes at the drop of a hat.

Only if I get The Pet Avengers.

I would love to see a Doom Patrol movie. Based on the original series only (tweak Elasti-Girl's story so her issues with mass don't seem quite so preposterous), right up to the punch-out "fire away" ending.

Well, at least now I have an excuse to use all that duct tape and plastic sheeting.

Oh no! Is Al-Queda gonna shoot water up my butt?!?