I don't know. Would the American public even KNOW about Red Pandas if it weren't for Becky?

That series also had the jester-dreadlocked barefoot Joker, teenage Poison Ivy, and a Marilyn Manson Riddler. That's what happens when you reboot something for the fiftieth time but you still want it to look "unique."

Kind of. She had a skirt-over-leggings thing going on in The Batman, along with Spider-Man eye-lenses and a "utility" belt that was basically useless jewelry.

They'll figure it out. They just need to understand the poetry of the steak.

Porno for Pyros: The Movie

I like to think the filmmakers were using the audience's own long-term comfort with budget and storytelling shortcuts against them. Almost every English-language sci-fi movie before or since depended on vastly different cultures all speaking English, in environments Earthlings would be familiar with.

AFTER PIC MAKE HULK NEVER BEEN THIS ANGRY BEFORE OH JESUS

In retrospect, I should have written "dogs will be the first to roll over."

Dogs will be the first to fall.

Marvel: "Events, everybody! EVENTS! Empty your wallets into our gaping maw!!"

"So long and thanks for all the goddamn plastic bags in my intestinal tract."

Dinner AND a show.

*TL;DR

There's a comics blogger who refers to the movies as "Marvel's House of Cards." I'm not on board with that assessment, but I can see where he's coming from.

One problem is a matter of age; Avengers 2 will come out almost a full decade after Iron Man. Do the math, Chitari people. Ain't none of us getting any…

brushie brushie brushie

If they insist on having multiple monsters, I hope the story is better organized than Final Wars; a bucketload of monsters, yay, reduced to lengthy cameos and pat knockdowns because so much time wasted ripping off X-Men and The Matrix, bewwww.

Big G's continuity is almost as messed up as DC's, though.

Now, if only we could find PTM's Lovely Assistant, AKA Catholic High School Girl...

Somebody's about to have his horizons expanded.

Eh. It's no Demon Sheep.

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