Bah.

A comedy tip from a butthurt shithead who doesn't understand how commas work? Awesome! Thank you so much! Keep studying English!

Supercurvy: "I could never hurt you guys!" (*after smashing them into tree trunk*)

Indeed, and I would replace Cloverfield with Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack (despite the idiot literal-translation title), directed by the same fella.

Posted elsewhere before I saw this: It's oddly comforting to think that wherever he is now (Wikipedia says he's a photographer), poor ol' Klinton Spilsbury is saying to himself, "Could be worse. At least I'm not Johnny Depp."

Ah, point taken.

Depp still reads his lines in the sententious, wisdom-of-the-elders cadences that Indians call “Tonto-speak.”

Doesn't DC have a date for you to beat off onto?

"Sorry, we're too busy trying to convince everyone that they want an Ant-Man movie. A few years from now, maybe we'll try She-Hul...no, that'll never work. Wait! Wait, I've got it! Alpha Flight!"

Jerry Goldsmith made the best scores for the worst movies. Me? The long track "Bees Inside" from Irwin Allen's obscenely-stupid The Swarm, followed by the gloriously and ridiculously upbeat (for a movie that's killed ninety percent of its all-star cast) End Title.

As so many others have pointed out, a giraffe is one animal you want to film in portrait. Get over it, complainers.

"We're just messin' with your head, dude."

Years ago, was waiting at the corner of Mission Street and 7th (?) in San Francisco when I saw a guy across the street who looked remarkably similar. He picked up a plank with nails in it (looked like a board from a wooden shipping pallet) and casually flipped it up into the air as high as he could over Mission Street…

I'm sure at least one other comment has pointed out that the pic displayed for The Island of Dr. Moreau is from AIP's 1977 (?) Burt Lancaster/Michael York film, now considered a masterpiece compared to the Brando/Kilmer cinematic shart.

N-n-now dress them all up as Kim Possible. No, half as Kim Possible and half as Shego! Quick. QUICK! OH GOD I'M THIS CLOSE FFFFFUUUUUUU

So when is this coming out on the PS3?

Ah, here we go.

Oh God, that's Mister Lobo.

Test footage from Dreamworks' proposed live-action "Kung Fu Panda." God, they lost so many Mantises...

YES YES YES.