grodd4687
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grodd4687

Must be some sort of mixup - all the Cardinals fans I’ve seen are using #MAGA and #AllLivesMatter

Don’t worry. The coach ended up getting what he deserved when he later found pee-pee in his Coke.

Pictured: Coach Papa

Sounds like they’re trying to Switch it up.

An old friend of mine was/is a TSA agent at Logan airport and told me this:

Less visits to the mound.

Also, anyone that says “Barthelona” is immediately unfriended.

Oh and it’s best not to wonder what happens if/when he licks a knife. It hasn’t happened, so it WON’T happen.

By the way, I’d totally prefer my ashes get scattered at sea. I want a big Viking ship with a thousand oarsmen all dressed in black...

I don’t know what got me thinking but remember the Funbag where there was some major hot taek in one of the first few emails and people stormed to the comment section, only to miss the email of the week by the guy who eats his jizz? That was awesome.

While I don’t go shirtless around town, I’ll be dammed if I can’t walk around my property shirtless during the balls hot and humid summers. If I want to BBQ or trim the hedges shirtless, so be it.

Huh...thought they floated. My bad.

I wouldn’t say a boat since the PokeBalls would end up on the bottom of the ocean but a plane has a bigger chance of falling on land.

Oh God, whine complain bitch piss moan. Here’s the next four years, everyone. The righteous victimhood of the left versus the righteous grievance of the right.

WISCONSIN-Asked restaurant host: “God, did you hear about Aaron Rodgers?”
Host: “No.”
Me: “Estranged. Cut himself off from his family.”
Thought he would cry.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

and yet you still whine about it.

“Hopefully. lol.”

One day, when I am remembering some football guys, I will remember Arian Foster. He was a good football guy.

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