It has been years since the water caught fire.

Well, let’s hope the children are OK and everyone else is dead.

And I would walk five hundred miles,

Oklahoma was literally founded on the idea that you should be able to just take things away from Native Americans if you want it bad enough so I am not surprised.

“Practice what you preach, Chippewas.” —Andrew Jackson

We decided the best route to put poo into a water balloon was to initially shit into a plastic bag, cut off the bottom corner and squeeze it into the water balloon.

Quick question: what’s a jet propeller?

It’s no surprise that Rudolph understands what it’s like when none of the others invite you to play.