If he’d been half as fast as Puhiri, it would’ve only been a 125-day siege.

I wonder whether the Lakers would ever consider trying sign this fellow.

“You would go to Cleveland, and it would be at nighttime, and things would be going on, but you just see a vast difference in terms of what the Midwest is — Cleveland — and what Boston is.”

like human platters, if that makes sense.

For the first time ever, Isaiah Thomas gets defensive.

Almost inconceivable? I’m not so sure. Even with an educated guess, the Indian Ocean is still a very, very big place.

If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

We should start a Floodgate* VS Dieselgate serie.

I’m pretty sure he died of cancer. There was a whole movie about it- Ryan’s Vogelsong.

When I see people carving their names in things at national parks and I confront them they always have the same excuse “well other people did it!” to which I respond “Moron, there are 15 names carved there. 1.5 million people visit this park annually. That means 1.5 million people -minus 15- aren’t as selfish as you.”

Bengals or Cowboys. They don’t have a problem with Pryors.

Sandoval has found much more success at his 37 plate appearances at Golden Corral.

LSD is a hell of a drug.

How much longer until Deadspin starts covering eScorts?

Here’s a scenario. Imagine it’s your first week starting a new job. That job is to shoot and produce video. Now imagine that the editors and writers have given you this great idea for a video shoot and the Fiat is going to be the picture car we use in said imagination video.

Now imagine getting a phone call 1 day…

Orloved. FIFY.

Big deal. I can do that with a three wood.

it’s time to watch pre-teens do amazing baseball things while thinking, “Hmmmm, are we sure that kid is only 12?”