Please Don’t pander to me, seriously. It’s insulting to me and every reader here who knows better You tried to put one over on us twice and you’re still doing it, still brutalizing the English language to leave “from Russia” in there when it has no fucking business being in there.

It’s completely misleading to call these “old Jets from Russia.” Misleading to the point of objective dishonesty.

Ichiro Suzuki had a Hall-of-Fame career in Japan, and followed that up with a second one in MLB.

Grammar-check, dude. A boarder is someone who lives in your home who is paying you rent. Border is the designated physical separation of countries. Your post has merit, but the incorrect word used repeatedly distracts from the message.

English instructor. Uses ‘Distain’.

History is going to make Wayne Gretzky look pretty bad for the temerity of choosing to wear #99 before Aaron Judge was even born.

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

I was this close to exposing that guy until you published this article.

Boyz N2 the Hood

I call bullshit on this story. There’s no way Joe Buck has a friend.

During that awesome Home Run Derby, and the new era of dingerball, I kept thinking to myself, “You know what would make this more fun? Math!”

This is fucking fantastic.

The thing about shit-talking Waiters is that sometimes they spit in your food.

To stabilize through its journey of time! You are gonna lose some years if you don’t have stabilizers. Someone doesn’t know anything about time travel.

I bet Hayward is just thrilled he doesn’t have to deal with any of this nonsense in Boston, where the only thing they burn is crosses.

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.

My secret is to eat them as fast as possible.

Well those are phonebooks. Maybe they thought that an encyclopedia has extra information to protect from bullets?

C’mon man, show Isaiah Thomas some respect.