“In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: The police, who are are trying to plant some shit on me, and bitch I got lawyer money.”

Are we sure the interviewer didn’t ask her about being “knocked out” and was really seeing how she felt about the NFL’s concussion protocol?

I drove my friends BMW and used the turn signals.

This is the face of a man hoping it was just a fart.

It’s just like Ray to try and make a suit disappear.

Stick to sports.

Lebron James & Derrick Rose?

Here’s the simple fact: The Washington Post did journalism the right way, and Jezebel did not.

I also bumped into Jeff Fisher on a checkout line recently. It was at a 7-Eleven in Montana. However, after he left it was a 7-Nine.

2011, NLDS, Game 5. Roy Halladay v. Chris Carpenter, best friends. Halladay got the win in Game 1 and was back to win the series at home. It was one of the fiercest pitching duels in playoff history. Halladay throws 8 innings, 7K, 6H, 1ER. Carpenter happens to throw a complete game, 3 hit shutout - but only recording…

Greatest pitcher I had the privilege of seeing live. He was such a workhorse. All those CGSOs. He had a mystic way of getting batters to follow his speed. As soon as he got the ball back he was ready to throw another. It was like the universe moved at a slower rhythm than he did. It seemed that every time he pitched,…

Holy fuck, that’s just fucking awful. One of the best pitchers I’ve ever seen. Look at these fucking performances. No skin in any of the teams he played for, just saddened at the loss of a guy I truly enjoyed watching.

Although he may best be remembered for his no hitter/perfect game with the Phillies, Halladay will always be a Blue Jay, especially since he was still flying south for the winter.

This sucks in a way that’s hard to put into words. Halladay is someone I’d have driven to Cooperstown to see his induction. A personal hero from back when I still had those.

You fail to mention that in Australia, the horses run clockwise around the track.

Jimmy Haslam: *continues typing on a calculator thinking he’s sending a text*

What a weird coincidence. There was a “Bruce Pearl” who used to coach at Tennessee, but left there with a three year show-cause penalty. What are the odds that this other Bruce Pearl would also turn out to be crooked?

Okay, I can stop you. Three words:

The fans are just exercising the free speech rights that their ancestors ensured by losing wars.

Could be worse, their players could be kneeling during the national anthem.