Don’t hurt the elbow patting yourself on the back.

Really really surprised the Gen 1 Audi allroad isn’t at the top of this list.

I will never not star these jokes. Check pressure, save lives. -BMW USA

Two questions: (1) Low speed handling characteristics and (2) when does Marc (CEO) plan to settle down?

Lax is life.

Team manager stepped in last minute. Only logical explanation.

I have met Chris Bates. His is a genuinely great person and leader.

My suggested precedent for the NYTimes’ response:

The bike launched like it was carrying an extra hundred pounds.

Un-gray, please.

The GT-R display, various model years plus gents from Japan building a GT-R motor, is the best thing about the NY Auto Show. FACT.

St. Patty’s Day. The weather is nicer, so the drunken disasters aren’t dissuaded from roaming the streets until all hours.

There is someone in that SUV on the left side of the video. They press the brakes after the code brown that follows the 2:50 mark of the video.

En Banc. En Banc. En Banc. En Banc.

The man has three children. If this is suicide, then he is more selfish/entitled/morally corrupt by miles than any business greed he exhibited. I don’t care how much insurance money he planned for his family to receive.

Audi allroad.

The need is strong.

No argument. Fact.

This is not an allroad.

Why not the allroad? We demand satisfaction.