14 hours from NYC

3 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath, big dining room, big kitchen, bonus room/man cave, big back yard, 2 car garage, 14 hours from NYC. $1100 month mortgage.

Very, very, very minor pedant-note: The aircraft pictured above is an F/A-18F Super Hornet. The USMC has not adopted the Super Hornet at present.

Tune in to ESPN at 8 PM EST on Saturday to see who gets his room in the Nissan® Heisman House!

I’m sure Tim would have stopped to chat if you said hello.

Stay home. No matter how prepared YOU are, the majority of dingleberries on the road are NOT.

Andrew, what are the benefits like at Ford? Dental? Matching 401?

I wouldn’t be so sure. If we’re talking about the recent Revis coverage, really anyone could be behind it.

Nothing dispels the notion of your university being a creepy cult like controlling the hiring practices of a local drug store to spite a former employee

At first I thought watching a game backward didn’t make a lot of sense. Then I realized it’s just another perspective. And from that perspective every game ends in a tie. And then I thought, why not draft another power forward?

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

I said it with regards to Brexit and it’s just as true here. Whether or not you can beat back the arguments intellectually is beside the point, the reality is those results are a symptom of larger issues within the country. That they make zero fucking sense doesn’t matter when the Centre-Left’s response is “Nah dudes,…

He would have known better if he spoke Latin and knew Drake’a school motto: “Qui olfacies, de qua dicitur.”

This would have got him a raise if he worked at R. Kelly University.

Not if its an organization of four people.

Can’t I find 5 people in any organization to espouse any opinion on earth?

Knock knock.

“His shoes were tied, his pants were free of feces. Good game.”

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

You shut your whorish mouth!