I have a 9 year old, and because I’m fucking clinically insane also a 3 year old AND a 1 year old. There is no combination that doesn’t involve some form of fighting , hitting, tackling, tripping, projectiles, screaming, teasing, or booby traps. Even the fucking one year old goes in for an eye rake at the bottom of…

Look at John D. Rockefeller over here bragging about his bottles.

Wine comes in a bottle?

“6-beers? You talking about pre-tailgating?”

He does not rise to the level of butt.

We’re definitely not going to need to add Eddie Vedder to that movie.

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

You know who didn’t fucking do this? White Sox fans, after 88 years. We had some dead family members too but didn’t caterwaul about it endlessly.

On the bright side, they missed out on this election too

Last night was such a bittersweet for my family. This is what I posted last night.

+10% grade

I owned two college basketball jerseys in my time...

Antoine Walker paved the way too. He’s working road crew on a stretch I-95.

I want to go as Drew on chopped but I can’t find a store that sells a shirt even remotely as bad as that one

Good thing he had that camera set up to catch any burglar who happened to bend over the foot of his bed.

Are you sure you don’t mean, “this is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?”

But what about my blinker fluid?

It’s “It’s.” :)

I don’t know. Every piece of evidence I’ve ever seen suggests Dolans make great team owners.