Bishop should get a break here. It’s tough to tend the net when you can only move diagonally.

It was clearly the british government because elon musk is hugo drax.

Live Free or Die!

3 mustangs and 2000 bystanders? May the odds be ever in your favor!

....he was constantly on the phone with his girlfriend, Lennay Kekua...

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Thank you TB! Next chapter

i feel like y’all are baiting us, taunting us to see if we’re going to bring up BrexPitt, and you know you’re only setting us up to fail

Good thing it has that massive bed and tow rating to carry the owner’s pride back home.

if the Daily Show has taught me anything it’s that replacing a middle-aged man with someone named Trevor is going to be a disaster.

Who would have thought this church would give a sermon about a Chubb?

Future headline: Chinese airlines file for bankruptcy after revealing “Peter Thiel is totally gay”…

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

I don’t get it. Touching hands is a lot less physical contact than getting your ass handed to you.

Don't know what happens after today, but I hope you fall up, Barry. You deserve it.

No snark, Hannah Storm handles these unfortunate and unenviable reports with aplomb, striking just the right balance of professionalism and humanism.

Those are some Guys!

Not a visor #highlighttruther

[Sarah Jessica Parker joke]

You laugh, but I just translated it. It says: