Dear Tom,

Alas, A Yale man would have gotten more.

Geno Smith with a straight face

next time ask him if it covers you when you leave Cars and Coffee.

The only way I’d believe he actually forgot about the test is if he admitted it was because he was high. What a fucking prick.

They filmed Rocky V in 1989. This supports my theory that Rocky V will give you AIDS.

my four-year-old daughter said, “Daddy you don’t remember anything!” Since then, she’s said it a few more times.

Wes Welker then went home and gave a similar interview to his desk lamp.

Welker appeared on Boston radio show Toucher and Rich

His tire pressure was clearly off.

Yeah, it’s bad considering I also work for Boeing. #JalopFirst

Turns out this isn’t stunt flying at all, just the pilot trying to outrun that music.

I must say, these articles have made me even more cautious about using Autopilot now. Not because I’m scared of the system, but because I don’t want my goddamn name and what I was doing while driving plastered all across the interwebs.

So a dead guy comes back to life once he lands in a city called Phoenix, but somehow Christianity deserves the credit? Bullshit.

fielders shifted to left field when he batted

Notable predictions from Stephen A. Smith’s ancestors:

Kevin Love: McAdoo? More like McA-DON’T, amirite?! [awkwardly holds his arm up, looking for someone to high five]

I’m not great at spelling, but Benghazi has a “Z” in it.

Just want to say that, whatever else happens, I’ve really enjoyed reading Deadspin over the years and you guys have been great.

A few weeks ago I went to DC and street parked. About 45 minutes later the barricades and police showed up — they were clearing the street for the presidential motorcade. It was really cool to see it go by — something like 27 vehicles — and they made sure the street was entirely and completely devoid of traffic.…