Roger Goodell: [is constantly abused by fans of other 31 NFL teams]

I bet the Cards were stealing faxes from the Astros back then too.

All of these commenters asking how he made the video camera and downplaying how cool this is because he “already has 21st century knowledge” are even worse than highlight truthers. This is a hobby of his that he chooses to share and it’s incredible what he’s able to accomplish - Enjoy it for what it is and stop living…

Proving that no one has more experience handling foul balls than an old Athletic supporter.

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

My god. A media outlet that is reporting facts, followed by opinions, as opposed to speculation and sensationalism. I tip my hat to you sir.

Bill Simmons fucking hates this idea.

I would never call a team that employs Prince Fielder “gutless.”

You wanna know how to succeed in life? Quit giving people the satisfaction of your reaction. Treat everyone you meet with kindness no matter how much they’ve wronged you. Be the bigger person. People are going to be assholes and there is not one single solitary thing you can do about it except for controlling yourself…

If you had told me in 2006 that, in 10 years, I would hate Schilling way more than Clemens, I would have called you a goddamn liar. We live in a odd world.

It’s a biker project motorcycle theme

I tell you what, that swastika was certainly unexpected.

This guy is a regular. I was behind him for a few seconds in my pilgrimage to the ‘Ring back in Oct 2014... FF to 1:30 to check him out in my dash cam.

That is a top notch meme. But would you consider it a Trump meme or a Hillary meme?

Congratulations, Papa!

“Stop! Stop! He’s already dead.” - Malcolm Butler, Super Bowl XLIX

So when a conservative posts on Facebook, the car shuts off?

The difference is that Schilling kept posting crazy shit on FB after ESPN suspended him and told him to stop, and Ray Lewis never killed anyone obstructed justice again after they asked him to stop.

Fake mooned. Never forget that Joe Buck lost his shit over a fake moon.

Joke Truthers are the fucking worst. Did you at any point while writing this use your index finger to push the bridge of your glasses up your nose?