VWs have a similar “feature”

Does the car’s performance suffer when you drive it to Cincinnati?

Tells everyone at the office the next day: “it was the most exciting sporting event he’s ever been to”.

Why doesn’t everyone just buy a car? Sheesh...

It is a little too late for the Hawks to start getting defensive about Game 2.

Vogel is a good coach, which eliminates him from their list of candidates.

Probably the hospital.

If hitting it with a hammer does not fix the problem, then it’s an electrical issue.

Yes they are all under the Don King local 1931 out of Cleveland.

“That was fugazi,” Johnson said.

The lady is not Travis’s sidepiece, she’s his fiancée.

Why was the anchor for the yellow team the anchor for the yellow team?

I mean, it's no 700 ft. marble race, but it was all right.

It has nothing to do with the interference call. Look at that girl’s reaction. I know a sidepiece when I see one.

The theatre: where fans are deliberately placed to where they can potentially interfere with the play.... then get kicked out of the theatre for interfering with the play, as if the possibility of it happening never even occurred to anyone before.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

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I realize he’s a jackass but I still feel bad for this dude, and for everyone struggling with substance abuse issues.

Except for that one part where the ball beats him by a full step. But, yeah.