Guy wasn’t willing to push it all the way, since he couldn’t find his digital tyre gauge…

FYI the pic you used is one of a kid eating dippin dots...so.....

He’s getting paid that much money to pinch hit? What a waist.

Bartolo Colon once cracked a rib while working on a mound, but it was strictly to get at the marrow.

The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

Norther Bromania

Not surprised that Josh Smith has found yet another way to leave his taint on the game of basketball.

Such a play is known as a Kobe, as it allows you to pass to yourself and involves an asshole.

A spokesman for ESPN says they’ve been flooded with calls from white people overjoyed to see a black man rooting for them.

Reporter: What were you thinking out there?

Exactly. Gene Kranz never went to the moon, but he is inspiring as fock. His book has changed some of my perspectives on my daily actions.

My favorite part is how he angrily exits his car, throwing his hands to the heavens as though the whole thing were an act of God.

Ok so, my Dad actually went to Brown. He taught us all the delightful little ditty opposing fans used to cheer:

Shit is hitting the fan already in Iceland for our prime minister. Protests, shutting down of large sections of downtown around the parliament.

I’ve never put my hand on ANY women … In my whole entire life, No Sir.

When you ball up your hand it turns into a fist.

Lax Lives Matter

Neat little fact: the “crosse” in “lacrosse” means the stick itself. In other words, lacrosse is French (or bastardized French-Canadian) for “the lacrosse stick.”

In this country, Brown people don’t do well trying to assert themselves to authority figures.

So that's assault, right? Would anything have happened to the Brown fellow if he'd taken out the coach?