We’d all be so much better off if crazy rich people like DeVos chose to spend all their time lazing away on one of their many yachts rather than pretending to accomplish something (especially in government). I really don’t get why she’s still bothering to pretend to do that job.

I’ve rarely wanted to eat fictional food but I have tried Lamprey pie (as detailed in the Game of Thrones books). It was actually pretty good but nowhere near the delicacy it’s described as.

Yeah, transitions are the bifocals that aren’t. It’s weird. I still tend to look over the frames of my glasses more often than not.

Man, the fucking bifocals. It’s like a double insult. 

Having just turned 45 a couple of months ago...well, yeah.

I guess when I’m in my late 90's it might be possible to talk me into trying an edible. I’ve never been interested in partaking before but who knows?

I stumbled on the receipt for my dad’s birth, back in 1947. That cost a whopping sum of $45. Freaking amazing.

Y’know, I didn’t think about Josh Brolin much before but now I think he’s a bloody idiot.

This would be really depressing if it weren’t for the part where I’m starting to get to an age where I need to eat less french fries anyway. I guess this is one of those blessings in disguise things.

Layers is key. Make sure you can wear layers. Something short under a long sleeve buttondown under a sweater under a jacket.

And of course, we’re also in the Age of Trump and I’m sorry but I’m not going dry until that fucker is gone.

Given that this is France, and wine, and wine kind of needs alcohol, I am fully in support of them setting aside that silly Dry January campaign.

That was my exact experience.

I need to get KOTOR going again too.

That system for determining if someone is telling the truth just flat out sucks.

I started LA Noire on my PS3 last year sometime and I really enjoyed it until I got to the bits that everyone complains about and that kinda ruined it for me. :(

I am seriously considering playing The Last of Us again on the PS4 now that we’re only a few months from the sequel. Then again, maybe I’ll just go back to God of War.

Well, to be fair, there wasn’t anything particularly original about The Force Awakens since it was essentially the same film as Episode IV. Having said that, after the prequels I could care less what Lucas thinks.

I always tip when I order for company events but my boss has strictly forbidden me from tipping more than $10 no matter how big the order is. I feel pretty bad about this sometimes but the few times I’ve tried to give an actual percentage she’s always caught it when reviewing expenses. There’s nothing I can do about…

That I’ll do, as long as the sound is off. Though I kind of hate staring at his stupid face.