I agree with you except for the "parks are actually for people" part. Parks are a created green space to preserve a bit of nature and share it with all creatures that reside and visit the habitat. What you are describing is a playground. As a non child having adult who regularly pays taxes, volunteers with the parks…

So...Law and Order SVU in 3, 2, 1....

All of the links. I want all of them.

Please provide links proving your point.

Ikea salad spinner lazily painted with a few colors in the inside was a very big hit with a toddler at a party I went to. That person was a genius.

I spent sooooooooo much money taking my nephews and niece to Disneyland one year and at the end of the day I asked them what their favorite part was. They said the train. The train= the tram that takes you from the parking area to the front of the park. Never again.

I am always going to refer to Jesus as sky friend now, and to god as sky wizard. It will confuse my religious grandma but she's forgives me for my sacrilege trespasses often on account of how much I make her laugh.

The worst I had was a recently ( as in 5 weeks ago she was doing sex for crack)"reformed" prostitute that spent the entire 3 hour flight trying to win me over for Jesus. I didn't convert but I let her pray over me because 1. Her crack how stories were rad 2. she wasn't horrifyingly gross like the people in the story…

I almost would rather be called any number of names than the last guy who kept texting me every hour and when I wouldn't answer would text things like "You hate me ;( " "You think I'm ugly ;(((" "Are you seeing someone else :..(" I blocked his number. Ugh. I'm not 14 bitch. That shit only enrages me.

I see your nope and raise you a spock. Ugh

I want to reply to your comment, but the chicken..I can't stop watching it. I am henceforth stealing this gif.

This shit makes me want to go and work in an abortion clinic specifically so I can flip these protesters off every morning when I come in, and every evening when I leave. On Fridays I would flip them off with both hands.

Sad to be back in the grey's. But I will stay in the grey's FOREVER if it means I don't have to see any of that awful shit again.

If anything Jezebel should post more articles about things shaped like dicks. Every blog in the Gawkerverse should.

Ughhhhhh. You know what my fantasy is? Retiring a multimillionaire, then using part of my funds to establish a team of people to take comments like this from certain people, gather every nasty thing they say about women on the internet under the cloak of anonymity, find out who they are irl, then go and find their…

I can actually state for a fact that I never made a scene in public. EVER. But my parents were abusive drug addicts and I spent half of my time either being terrified of them or being so embarrassed by them that I tried to make myself as invisible as possible in public to not draw attention to how loaded they were. I…

OK. This is long and full of petty plans and revenge, and posted with my sisters permission. There are a few things to note here to help with the story. 1. My sister is Bi-polar. This means sometimes she can get paranoid and act irrationally. 2. She's no angel and greatly contributed to a toxic marriage, so she takes…

ugh. I need an internet Hiatus

I have to disagree. My grandpa Ozzie used to give me butterscotch candies and a happy meal to eat while we cruised around in his brown 1979 El Dorado and he lectured me on what it meant to dress well (as per his gold medallions) and how to pick up ladies like a gentleman, even though I was a five year old girl who had…

I thought this was going to be about regulations preventing pregnant or potentially pregnant women from eating Ice Cream. I was about to get all rampage-y. Don't come between me and my frozen dairy dessert. Ever.