Be careful! Stating logical observations and reasoning is going to get your ass sued by crossfit.
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That sucks. Once someone caught me on a very rage fueled PMS-y day and asked me where my man was. I screamed (literally screamed, people across the busy 4 lane street stopped and stared at us) that I killed him, feasted on his entrails, then bathed in the tears of his mother. He quickly walked/ran away from my group.…
Meh. I wouldn't have a problem with him keeping a spreadsheet and talking with me about it. Him sending it to my work email on my way to a business trip, telling me he wouldn't miss me because he doesn't get sex anyways, and then not answer his phone would have pissed me the fuck off. I'd just be like, keep the…
HA! I have a whole series of gifs and photos I use specifically for IDGAF
Ha! I used to spend all day every day in the library in the summertime when I was 10-11 years old. But that was 25 years ago, and I was a weird child who wanted to spend all day reading alone in a quiet abandoned corner. When my mom would kick us out to go "play outside and get some fresh air" I would sneak over to…
True story. After decades of getting eczema on my elbows and weird itchy bump rashes randomly show up on my hands I accidentally discovered it was directly linked to cows milk. I've been a huge dairy consumer my entire life (my people hail from Northern Europe and Scandinavia) . Seriously, like 2-4 servings a day. So…
Cinnabon Vodka makes everyone dangerous. Everyone.
She should have just sent him a pic of this: "here we R getting cruh-azay #cinnebonvodka#nekkedspringbreak
Bwahahahahaha no 18-20.5 year old girl is going to sleep with a hairy old dude unless you are paying them. And as far as I'm concerned there is no shame in that, if all are consenting adults, and the girls are free market and not being controlled by pimps. Seriously though, do your homeschool parents know you are…
In my defense of the more than 1 large soda argument, I like a shit ton of ice in my drink. I make them fill the cup up to the top with ice. So having refills helps me feel like I didn't just pay 6$ for a large cup of ice and a little bit of sugar water, but instead, I paid 6$ for 2 large cups of ice and a larger bit…
I always picture Jesus having a good sense of humor
Someone should invent a counter-protest league of volunteers who go to some of the worst places and set up a supportive barrier between patients and protesters while shouting words of encouragement like "We respect your decision" and "You are not alone". Or to just actively engage in the protesters to distract them…
THANK YOU! Seriously. For the Racism = Prejudice + Power. I needed a quick and dirty way to explain it to some tween nieces via text and I am not clever enough today to think in easy terms. I'll give you proper citation in my Text.
I am no expert, but I work very closely with Surgeons, so I asked all of the female surgeons what they used because I was considering my options. They all (6 of them) use/have used Mirena. 2 don't plan on children, one is done having children, 1 is pregnant with her second child and used Mirena up until 3 months…
I totally read that as Jenny McCarthy. I was like, "well, there's your problem. You like Jenny McCarthy". It took me a minute to realize I was at fault. I apologize.
HA! That poor kid. Once I was about 13 I refused to let me mom in the room with me. It was way too mortifying. I would refuse to budge from the lobby and stare blankly at the wall. I was a dick lol. Then again, she couldn't really punish me for it. I was a foot taller than her, 40 lbs heavier, and my hobbies included…
I've said it before and I'll say it again:
If I ever have a daughter, I'm totally naming her Bush.