That baby is an attention ho. You can tell by the wee tulle pink skirt she was wearing, that makes me want to squeeze her cheeks. trying to steal the spotlight. Shameless.
I think she looks great in it. I'd be wearing that dress to the laundromat and to Trader Joe's if I could rock it like that. Nipples aren't weapons of mass destruction when bared on the female body (unless you are a Fem Bot). The Helen Lovejoys of the world need to stop clutching their pearls and move on. I've seen…
I use both pronunciations, and I make no apologies for it! It depends on how much evil intent and plotting is behind the talked about action.
I would like a shirt that says "Wake me up when the tater tots are done". That is all.
Well, I guess it's a step up from saying vaccines gave her son Autism...
RiotPoof, been there. May I recommend what my sister and I do on Mothers day? We take each other out to celebrate surviving. and to celebrate the fact that we will never be what she was. We raise a toast to all of the older ladies and men who were great resources and influences for us growing up and laugh over some of…
All of that sounds like it will take up a lot of my valuable sleeping-in-until-the-last-possible-minute time.
Well as long as we're getting smutty... Takeshi Kaneshiro will never be turned away from my house of flying daggers.
Argh! I HATED that book. I was the only person in my High school Literature class to hate it. My teacher said, "But, grimmgrrl, I thought you of all people would able to relate to his anger". I was all "Yeah, I can totally relate to the anger/boredom of a rich white boy with a normal family having a puberty crises.…
Here is one just for you. Names/identifiers have been changed to protect the innocent. All participants were consented volunteers, including the deceased. The pathology office where I worked was at a Teaching hospital, as such, people would donate themselves to be used as a teaching tool. This is an amazingly generous…
ha ha ha. I still can't. It's one of my 'party"stories. The rest involve the time I worked in a Pathology/Autopsy/Research lab at a hospital. Plenty to talk about there (seriously, that place was like a morbid and grotesque sit-com), but since none of those technically happened in public, I decided to share this one…
Hand to heart truth. In Amsterdam I saw a very large woman, both weight and height wise (she had to be over six foot, and around 300 lbs of fat and raw muscle? Lady was built) drop her trousers and squat against the wall of my Hotel, while relieving herself of both Numbers 1 & 2. She was using her little person…
Chummy 4-eva!!!!
I'd like to claim that I'd take back my Lutefisk, but I don't want it back.
I live in Seattle and whenever I go to BC to visit friends, I hit up Canadian Costco and get a mega pack of Coffee Crisps. I lerrve them.
I was left out of my sister's bridal pics too. I was the maid of honor. But that was because she got "gifted" the worlds worst wedding photographer, who wound up being an amateur photographer related to the ring bearer, so most of her pictures were of the ring bearer anyways. She didn't realize it until they got their…
Well, true pregnant women are tested where you live for Hep B, but there are countries where that test isn't a regular occurrence. And the most common way for children to get it is from mother to child or child to child, according to the WHO. And there is no guarantee all women are tested and treated for this. Plenty…
No way! Rainbow dash 4-eva!
These are the only jeans that fit my wide hips and flat ass. Which is why i try and avoid jeans.