I wonder if they are redeemable at church bake sales.....
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My Gma is as sweet as pie. She eats out at almost every meal, at the same three restaurants (creature of habit) so she has regular waiters that take care of her, and they seem to love her. But the lady seriously thinks it's still 1929 when it comes to tipping. To her, a generous tip is 1$, on a $15 check. 2$ is she…
She probably comes off as defensive because every time she posts something like this, someone like you responds aggressively/defensively/condescendingly. And since we are all airing our anecdotes, I wasn't spanked as a child, I turned out fine, and I like being spanked as an adult. Boom!
I get what you are trying to say. I really do. You read it as a guy making himself vulnerable, putting himself out there, and getting shot down. And maybe he is. He may well most likely be. As someone who, many moons ago, used to be a 20 year old woman, I wouldn't have read it as a socially awkward guy asking me out.…
I'll have you know that almost every man I screwed in college was a good and god fearing husband to me for 2-15 minutes at a time. The two that weren't god fearing averaged out at about 8-17 minutes at a time of husbandly duties.
Why would I wait until my period to wear underwear with the words "Cunt Dracula" on it? Those panties right there would be my "sexing drawers" for my sexy times.
Tina is my spirit animal.
real mammals have curves. Lolol. <shakes head laughing> And now it's time for coffee
mmmmm no. Fat girl here. Quite fat. Still consider myself pretty. I have fat and thin friends. They both annoy me by constantly comparing some aspects of themselves with me or each other in an unflattering tone, mostly to get reassurance from me that they are valued and beautiful when they are feeling down. But they…
Word!!
I am not at all a baby person. Seriously, at all. But they are insanely attracted to me, like they can smell my fear. (or my really round face looks like a baby face and they're all, wtf baby? How'd you get so big? ) Anyways, I was on a Virgin America flight once and a very nervous looking couple sat next to me with…
Ahhh! Reading Robin McKinley at a far too young age is what started my obsession with this Fairy Tale. Seeing the Disney cartoon a few years later was a little disappointing after that lolz. I haven't read the second, but I've been told that it is a must for me. I'll add it to my "Staycation: The Holiday Special"…
I will go see this because of dresses, and animals, and CGI, and the opportunity to practice understanding spoken french, which I am hella rusty at. Also, I love every incantation and retelling of Beauty and the Beast (I'm looking at you Ron Pearlman) no matter how awful it is. I always have, and I feel no shame for…
I don't care what your kid looks like or how old they are, giving any one Mt. Dew is abusive, if only on a culinary level. Stuff is narsty. I got no beef with the candy or cookies.
This is my worst fear. I spend a lot of money on quality pet food and treats but my cats don't eat as much of it when it's quality. It lasts longer. And their are less digestive "troubles". But Daisy the beagle will eat anything. ANYTHING. So having her be poisoned is one of my worst fears. The world will burn if…
It published before I could finish my thought, which was
I was speaking to someone this morning on the bus who works for the port authority here. He told me that if they take any vacation or sick time during the shutdown, they are automatically furloughed. Also, if they are put on light duty, they are furloughed. He had to work this weekend to make sure he could count today…
The day to day grind of my job is below my dignity, but my cat has expensive tastes in food and tiny sharp things in his mouth and on his paws, so you know, back to the grind.