Am I the only person who thought ‘who the hell asks a 13 year old that?’ Great for her and all if she wrote it like she just spent the years in between Judy Blume and JK Rowling reading feminist theory, but shit...

In defense of my mother who turned down EVERY classroom invite for us we were too poor to bring a gift and she didn’t want us to be embarrassed so she made excuses. It was the 80’s. No one knew better.

American Horror story!

when I die my obit will say "grimmgrrl was plain and tall. Refused to change her name to Sarah. Liked cats and cheeses. #YOLO"

pshh tell that to my bathtub. #imgross.

never married. No plans. So I don't care. If there is an open bar even better. I shall leave you with this true tale. My sister invited my aunt & uncle to her wedding but not my step cousin who was 10 at the time and a unholy terror. My aunt found out that all the other child cousins were invited at family Christmas…

sorry. The words "30 year old man" and "allowance" used in the same descriptive sentence cancelled out all of the sexy for me.

I spent all summer auditioning, training, and learning complicated routines for our high school's large competitive color guard team. The week before homecoming our new uniforms came in. The captain or the team and her mother, our coach, had picked them out without consulting us. All white spandex unitard pantsuit…

Well Russel Crowe should act his age...when he learns to act. BURN

I don't buy it. He didn't burn down her house because voices. He burned it down because she said no. That's being an asshole. You're allowed to be an Asshole and mentally ill. But mental illness doesn't excuse asshole behavior. And most of us mentally ill assholes, even at our sickest, know the difference.

Who the fuck are all of these people? I feel so old......I'm going to go watch Cocoon.

I agree

I'm almost embarrassed to admit on this site that I have like five Chuck Palaniuk books on my shelf. His books are awful, about awful people. And they make me laugh. I went to a book reading of his and really wanted to not like him. He wore a seersucker suit with a bowtie that his boyfriend at the time picked out for…

Yeah, he was an idiot in general. I don't use either because I'm paranoid about getting it in my eyes while being attacked (live in a breezy place). But I don't think anyone would press charges against anyone who had to spray something in their attackers face to get away from them. I carry a taser myself. Legal…

I had a police officer tell me once that not every city/state allows pepper spray to be concealed and carried. But no city/state that he has ever heard of has banned wasp spray. Very effective. It's actually tagged in Amazon.com under Self defense lolz

apology accepted.

I don't think you understand what most of the words you use mean. Are you going to tell me to check my privilege next?

This is a very well thought out and profound debate. Thank you for intellectually contributing to it. You are a very articulate person and, though we think differently, I'd like to think that we both came away learning something . You, perhaps, have learned that people can have a discussion on the internet without…

No, what I'm saying is that in the bigger picture of life the universe and everything in it, believing any human is in some way more important than any other animal is arrogant. We are animals. Believing that people are more important than any other animal on this planet is very much a "god created this earth and…

I hate to be that person but it's Monday and I'm feeling bitchy. My dog is more important to me than your human child. There are 6 billion people on the planet. I don't know you or your child. My dog is the only dog in the world as far as I'm concerned. My dog is a part of my family. Your child is not. Doesn't mean…