grimke2000
Grimke2000
grimke2000

All anyone wants from Instagram is for it to go back to the way it originally was - a chronological order starting with the most recent photos of everyone you follow, not just 15% of who you follow. It’s all anyone has ever wanted. If there have to be ads thrown into the mix, fine, so be it, but give us back our

“SQUIRTED MIXTURE OF BLEACH AND WATER INTO RECTUM WANTING TO PREVENT AIDS”

Hello! I am alive! Surgery went stunningly well, the surgeon told Mr. Bells it was “routine” and that he didn’t even need to stop my heart to place the valve (!!). Waking up was an adventure, as I apparently tried to pull my own breathing tube out a couple of times, and then for the rest of the day I’d fall asleep in

My advice: you don’t need the job,your business is doing well, and you have health issues about which your employer is unsympathetic. Just quit; you’re done.

We found out my sweet girl has a pretty serious degenerative spine condition today. This was two weeks ago and she ran and played in the snow like a puppy but last weekend she was in pain all weekend and has been down and out most of the week. Despite that the vet said she is doing pretty well for her age and he

I agree—don’t let the sister-in-law anywhere near your baby unsupervised. I have no real advice except for the fact that it really can’t hurt much, at this stage of the game, to really play up your role as an overprotective new parent. Your baby is a few weeks old—silly you, you just don’t want to be away from that

Hello, lovelies. I hope everyone’s Xmas is going well. I need to rant and rave for a second, and possibly ask input.

He looks ready to work. Here is my kitty, ready for belly rubs. He really does like belly rubs!

So I lost my old burner and thus am grey again, but hoping for some advice. I had a baby a few weeks ago and my husband’s family is coming into town tomorrow. His parents are nice enough people, though I’ve had some issues and tension with them. But mostly things are okay even though I don’t particularly enjoy them.

Here is a picture of my cat in a necktie. Discuss.

Job update: I got a call on Monday from the recruiter who did my phone interview. I now have a face-to-face interview with the pharmacy manager in charge of transitions of care and the emergency department. She would likely be my manager if hired. I’ve been knuckling down even more to make sure I nail this interview.

Hi Jezzies,

I know a family friend who looks a lot like Rapaport, thing is that family friend actually is in his 60s and you expect him to look like that, Rapaport looks like he died of an overdose in a swimming pool and someone forgot to skim his bloated corpse out so he just got bored and said “fuck it, lemme dry off and let’s y

Yeah, like... he and Jasmine are pretty obviously in their late teens in the cartoon. 30-year-old Aladdin makes no sense. 18-year-old street urchins with monkey friends are endearing; 30-year-old ones are just depressing.

I know, right!??!?!? It’s amazing how blind they are to their own projection. Here are people who are literally just using the restroom and here they are bursting through a locked door. And for what? To tell the girl that she’s somehow a danger?

It seems these incidents (that’s putting it lightly) are happening more and more often and that’s both depressing and practically enraging me.

Poverty porn is a new term to me but so accurate! I am so sick of the news clips showing the lines of “underprivileged” etc kids/families being trotted out to receive their gifts/turkeys/whatever.

“We’re told Pete has reached out to those in his circle, including colleagues asking for help, but at the same time putting up a wall and even accusing them of ignoring his pain.”

Why is the school investigating this? Barricading a child in a bathroom and trying to force them to urinate in front of you seem like criminal issues, dude should be in jail.

So this adult ordered a child to take his genitals out in front of him? This sounds like grounds for firing, not suspension, and charges of sexual assault filed against him. Holy shit, how can any sane person think this is ok in any way?