My dad’s soundtrack would be a lot of Pink Floyd, Steely Dan, Yes, Rolling Stones, Queen, Traffic, Jefferson Airplane AND Starship, Prince, Chicago, Bob Dylan, Traveling Wilburys, Tom Petty, Genesis, weird covers of classical music on Moog synthesizers, and a lot of jazz.

I used to work for the tabloids, so it’s not a question of if I have a story, but which one I tell the Jezzies.
There was the time Dave Navaro refused to be interviewed unless I gave him a blow-job. He had just married Carmen Electra.
There was the time on a red carpet that a very drunk Gary Busey asked me how, a…

I went to St Andrews too! Lots of Dunhill stories.

It was a typical night out at the bars in Minneapolis & was having a great time talking to a really nice guy. In the middle of a sentence, Josh Hartnett bounds up to the guy and drags him away while shouting, “No. Beer googles, dude. No. Beer goggles. Beer goggles. No. No. No. No. Take off your beer goggles. No. No.…

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Anyway, Ultron is born and “murders” Jarvis

Thanks for posting this. He blocked me a few years back, for a Deadspin comment, so I wouldn’t have known. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“Oh no! The Celtics’ ‘A’ game!” (the sound of a wet firework malfunctioning)

I wish I had a camp.

I would just like to take credit as the person who found the dickbutt and posted it on reddit about 9 hours ago. Here is a link to the post:

Little known fact: they're not brothers. They're a husband and wife.

The only “double” here is the way you’re doubling down on how goddamn stupid your post is.

“I’m not fucking sensitive!!! I just wish people would listen instead of yelling into me all fucking day, is that too goddamn much to ask??? :(”

your friends are sand bagging you.

Commentators later added that Hayes has a flashy, naturally-gifted vocabulary, in contrast to his gritty libraryrat teammates.

These guys. I hope they win. Now that Georgia State is out, no one is having more fun.

Who the fuck is surprised that a woman named Eileen would only fill out the first leg?

If Oregon is so white, why did Chip Kelly leave?

A special shout-out to the Michael Mann-influenced The Way of the Gun by Christopher McQuarrie (screenwriter of The Usual Suspects and director of the upcoming Mission: Impossible 5). The obvious influence is in the tactical knowledge, how the characters do not waste bullets and use cover properly. The entire film is…