I hope Floyd doesn’t read this article.

Gawker should hire him. Obviously.

Don't leave out Rogue's union-busting.

To be fair, she does claim to be the worst.

Well, now I'm following @iluvbutts247.

I'm sorry, but no one eats p—— as much as the guy in that book.

I want to drink many, many beers with Gronkowski.

He was good in 21 Jump Street.

I've always wanted to get a handjob from her. With the goalie gloves on, of course.

Beach beers are the best. Especially after dealing with the typical Minnesota/Wisconsin winter.

Except for Hackers of course. Hackers is the bomb.

THIS FAT ASSHOLE

This is the last spot I wanted Rex in.

Meph Addict and Coffeestopheles are equally amazing names of beers.

Honest question, who still uses vaseline?

I once mixed Red Bull, bison grass vodka, and absinthe in a stainless steel water bottle for Oktoberfest.

I once mixed Red Bull, bison grass vodka, and absinthe in a stainless steel water bottle for Oktoberfest.

Expendables 3 was actually quite enjoyable.