Most stalls have a coathook. Just make sure your kid is wearing pants with belt loops.

I can picture John Skipper sitting in his office, cackling at me and screaming, “THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED!”

Renaud is actually pretty famous in the French speaking world for his softball exploits, but not nearly as famous as his brother Abandon.

*is seated at Ruth’s Chris*

you are a garbage person that hates joy

John Wall: [pops champagne]

Simmons, Olbermann, Cowherd - ESPN Departes

Peter Berg was Dexter Rutecki in the classic ski movie Aspen Extreme. Respect.

The hottest new thing in Moniga del Garda is La Scaletta. It has everything. Waiters that whisper the specials breathlessly in your ear, pizza cubes, chairs made of shitty tippers, entitlement cocktails, lamps that look like upside-down boobs, ice with messages inside about everything you did wrong in your childhood,…

You shut your whore mouth, Phil Jackson.

Random softball league story:

Dad?

Great series by the Warriors. Anyone giving James shit at this point is either being stupid or obstinate; dude carried a bare-bones team to a six game series against a historically great squad. If the Cavs are healthy next season, they’ll be right back in the Finals.

A Canadian and longtime CFL fan here (a Bc Lions season ticketholder in fact. I wholeheartedly approve of this comment.
We can say we’re sorry for Nickelback, but I understand if we can never be forgiven for it.

Maybe they moved him to linebacker, and when he asked which one, they confused him by saying, “Play the Will, Mike Sam.”

Reports out of Alouettes training camp say that Michael Sam was having a hard time adjusting to his role in the 12-man CFL defensive scheme, where teams generally employ a fifth defensive back.

I just bought one of those pink drivers, you know the ones that Bubba uses, love it.

I live in a coastal area of Los Angeles. I’m from here. I lived in San Diego for a while. Let’s make a deal - you don’t tell me when it is appropriate to wear sandals and I won’t make fun of you when you wear floral printed boardshorts over boxers to the beach.

I really hope someone photoshops a T-Rex catching the rugby player catching the dog catching the rabbit, maybe catching a carrot?

My dad’s soundtrack would be a lot of Pink Floyd, Steely Dan, Yes, Rolling Stones, Queen, Traffic, Jefferson Airplane AND Starship, Prince, Chicago, Bob Dylan, Traveling Wilburys, Tom Petty, Genesis, weird covers of classical music on Moog synthesizers, and a lot of jazz.