Pretty sure I've heard that joke a lot longer ago than Marcus was in college.

This isn't new, anyone remember these:

Sometimes I get over excited when I type Deadspin.com into the browser bar and enter DeadSpine.com instead. Makes me pretty sad.

"Have you tried Beaver Snatch Brewery's Unabomber Porter?" they ask. "It's fermented in the same abandoned bus in Alaska where that kid from Into the Wild died."

Last time they were this big of an underdog was at The Alamo.

His disciplinary meeting with Mr. Goodell to be disciplined under the NFL's road rage policy will resemble Weekend at Bernie's.

Wish I could tell what he was drinking. And I love the open thread idea for this.

As a Viking fan living in Minnesota; I'm getting screwed.

*Inner beer geek is screaming:

Or, just win gracefully.

My respect for him just grew.

Verlander has a nice ass. He must work out.

This article makes my nethers tingle. As a Viking fan myself, I wish I could pen such words myself. But alas, all I can muster is dick jokes.

And he is answering questions about it here:

Any way to join this league? This is awesome.

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

Back in my day, I'd jerk one out to the Lands' End catalog.

Working as a bouncer in college, I got to deny Ricky Williams and his group of underage females from coming in to the bar.