"I backed it up on Matt Stafford....get on my level cunts"

A friend of mine went to UGA, and claims Matt Stafford spilled an entire pitcher of beer on her at a party. He apparently tried to calm her down by explaining "Hey, hey, it's okay. I'm Matt Stafford." Then he walked away.

Maybe Gerry Hamilton just wanted to give college recruits an example of an oral commitment that really sticks.

An earlier version of the tweet had the recruit attending Texas A2M.

This week in Quanzhou, China, a Shaolin monk showed it was possible to do more than walk on water.

More information coming in:

Except it's not. He didn't travel. It's not even an NBA "he didn't travel" either. It's straight up 2 clean steps to gather and jump.

Whether you watched football or the Golden Globes yesterday, you were likely exposed to a new McDonald's ad

Please, universe, give us a golden state Portland WC finals, as it will be infinitely more entertaining than anything that comes from the wasteland known as the eastern conference.

Oh, ok. Well, sorry for knowing the rules and telling you why it wasn't a catch. Go ahead and impotently rage more.

I'm sure it did you faggot.

You can't have your students thinking you drink water the same way they do? How exactly does a professor properly drink water? Out of an old old book from the Civil War era?

You can't have your students thinking you drink water the same way they do? How exactly does a professor properly…

"Oh, you doin you Stu Scott here, heh heh."

after drinking too many large French 75s that were mostly gin, I convinced myself I had accidentally dropped my only expensive piece of jewelry -a gorgeous Tibetan silver ring with two intricate ram heads in it- down a friend's toilet. Spoiler: I had taken the ring off at home and forgotten to put it back on.

Now I'm just imagining someone high on coke yelling "let's make some fucking sandwiches!"

I don't recall, but I made them like a machine.

Merton Hanks really stuck his neck out on that decision.

He'll Suh, right?

You'll never guess who originally pointed this out in the rule book to the Minnesota Vikings special teams coach and said "Hey, wouldn't that be interesting if that situation happened? We should mess around with that."