We've got to just do an open thread someday soon called "What Did Gramps Drink And What Did Nana Think About It?" I love this kind of story. (stories of drinkin' Nanas and disapproving Grampses will get automatically promoted to the top.)

I admit I actually like the Ballantine XXX but only because of a specific event. On the day Hunter S. Thompson killed himself, the only tribute my friend and I could think of was to get a sixer of Ballantine, pour one out and drink the rest. (Ballantine gets a throwaway reference in Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas: http:/…

I give it the third or fourth-highest form of praise for Youtube videos, which is that I was disappointed it wasn't longer.

Screw all of you nanny state libtards. My mother gave me Zubaz pants when I was a kid and I turned out fine.

To be fair, if anyone knows about players who did worse than Rice did, it's a Ravens fan.

Lesson to all: Only have nude stills of yourself on Polaroid and only film sex on VHS. It's easier to control publishing rights.

You guys are such hipsters.

Yeah, this didn't turn out well for Tom and Nicole. No one wants to see married sex.

Didn't Byron keep a bear in his rooms at Cambridge (Oxford?) because he wasn't allowed a dog but the rules didn't say anything about a bear?

I'm a grad school TA. Honestly, there have been one or two moments where I thought a student might be flirting, but more likely they just wanted to get into my class next quarter.

I've heard rumors of one or two TAs going down to Undergrad Bone Town, but it just seems so not worth it for several reasons, least of all…

Did you finish reading the joke? You should finish reading the joke, it's funny.

MCCONAUGHEY F-PACK INVENTORY MANIFEST

Is it available for purchase? Asking for a friend.

You think THAT'S trolling? He actually started the interview by showing reporters a NSFW pic of an armless Ryan Fitzpatrick, or what's also known as Ryan Fitzpatrick.

I laugh every time I see it when I'm browsing the guide.

That "Alaska" was probably just another shitty racial slur she was trying to say.

My mom used to sing me On Top Of Old Smokey. Not the on top of spaghetti version, not the version about teachers or whatever, but the original, desolate, whole thing. Here are some highlights:

(1) That's Tony Stewart

See this is the kind of gross misunderstanding of how the human body works that you get when you cut funding to sex ed.