I mean, this seems like common goddamn sense. What did she think was gonna happen? Is everyone a fucking idiot now? Am I an idiot? Are we all idiots? Is this life?

Because the cops are no protection for them?

Kids: If you’re going to do something illegal for your promposals, I humbly make the following suggestion.

You mean he failed to correctly log his Sessions?

Can you imagine shelling out all that money and working that hard just for PENCE to be the speaker? Huge slap in the face.

I read the headline as Howard Dean. I was all huh, wuh? The nice dad bro from Vermont?

Garnett? Sure. Big Baby? Yup. Rondo? DEFINITELY.

Annnnnnnd....

This is the correct answer:

It bears repeating...

Jeff Sessions hates sniggers.

Isaiah Thomas Will Beat You And Then Embarrass You

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III won’t be prosecuting this? Well, I need my smelling salts!

Trump may be a racist sexist piece of shit but that doesn’t excuse the continued crime of using the word “literal” where it “literally” does not belong.

Men refusing to handle emotions like adults is most of political history, actually.

I still get annoyed that there isn’t a question mark in ‘Who Framed Roger Rabbit’.

I can’t get past the title being “3 Generations,” and not “Three Generations.” Eww.

Thank you. I’m going to start reading every Trump transcript like it’s Heather Graham and Julianne Moore having a coke fueled conversation in Boogie Nights.

This crap was inevitable. Brexit, Trump, Le Pen, that asshole in the Philippines, Putin. The forces of assholery were always going to strike back against the progress of decency and tolerance. But this is their last gasp, one final roar of evil before we finally push them back forever. This is the Battle of the…