And maybe—maybe!—he doesn’t even have to be in a standing position to carry New Orleans to the NBA Finals.

It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.

VC Guy demonstrates expertise at quick exit strategy that converts part ownership into being filthy rich and fully owned.

If Jorah killed Dany because of her madness and Jon got the throne I think a lot more people would have been happy.  

“Listen, I’ve been to seven Super Bowls, kiddo. And I’ve seen what it smells like...”

I mean, you’re the guy writing for a sports news website and I’m just an internet commenter avoiding doing actual work on a Wednesday morning, but I get the sense that Magic had literally nothing to do with LeBron getting to the Lakers - LeBron went to the Lakers because it was the best fit for him, his business, his…

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Siakam is the sort of guy you want to go to the literal ends of the earth with.

It’s tough to see the Raps move on from Jonas but it does have to be said that while he was a big, sweaty European, he wasn’t the biggest, sweatiest European. 

This is a moot point. Kyrie is covered by the Rose Rule, which means he has to wait until July 1st to have both knees removed and face credible rape allegations.

I love that he’s under the impression that jersey exchanges take place before games.

“As your legal counsel I advise you close this tweet with a facepalm emoji.”

“If at first you do succeed, keep trying until you fail”

“We go out there every night and try to leave as much as possible on the floor”

We are who you thought we weren't! 

“we hate us cuz we are us!”

“I just want to blame my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ for getting us here”

“Everybody believed in us!”

“We hate this douchebag, like, so much, you guys! Obviously the only way to express that is to help him promote content he released on purpose!”

Talk about human rights abuses!