Wby is that Superman toy in a Black Panther box?!?

The Ballers fashion rating average: 65.7 balls plus 3 unprecedented bonus ballsand 1 small ball for me, which is only fair.

Here, fine, fuck you

Maybe we can set you up with Tab?

Every animal dies. Not every animal truly lives.

*pushes glasses up*
Uh, technically the escaped animals wouldn’t be classified as WILD they would be feral animals. You see it’s a different classification bas-
*gored to death by freedom goat*

Why do you hate our troupes?

I believe him. It’s kind of like this girl who’s really interested in me but I just don’t want to date right now. She’s a model. You guys wouldn’t know her though, she lives in Canada.

Shouldn't be too much of a surprise -- James has been receding for a while and Kyrie was always one step away from going over the edge.

When his moves catch your eye but his team says ‘nice try,’ that’s-a Morey
When you can’t find your way but fired his protege, that’s-a Morey
When your good guys are gone, it’s too late for LeBron, try a Morey
If there’s no racial slurs, or Twitter his-and-hers, you’re in luck

I’m not so excited about Avatar 2 but I would definitely be excited about another movie from James Cameron, even if it is Avatar 2. I know Avatar played things incredibly safe with its generic plot and character types, but I still enjoyed it theaters and every time I’ve stumbled across it on TV. So yes I would…

I get that a lot of people saw Avatar, but are is there any significant number of people that actually care about Avatar one way or the other? I mean, if you posted an article expressing an opinion about Star Wars or Trek or Avengers or Batman or any number of other things, you’d have people eager to violently agree…

yeah, I’m surprised Rondo is still in the league too

Yes, fingers crossed that a Boston sports team will finally catch a good break for once, and a deserving and humble fan base will be rewarded with a legitimate chance at a title.

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

Let us ask ourselves if we can imagine any scenario where Michael Jordan would apply criteria to this discussion that in any way might threaten his assumed position at the top of a ranking of modern NBA players.

Gandhi said be the change you wish to see in the world. Today I made a difference. Activism works. Thank you. Baccellieri 2020.

Obviously they won’t go. No one in the NBA supports a travel ban.

As we speak I’m working on a huge free agent offer for Blake Griffin. If I land him, I think I’ve got a shot at flipping him at this year’s trade deadline for Austin Rivers and a 2nd. Well, a protected 2nd.

Counterpoint: the Kings are only going to get the players that other teams don’t want this year anyway. They should trade this year’s #5 and #10 to some team for their first next year, so that the Kings have a chance to go high in next year’s lottery and possibly land the #1 pick.