I also really loved the reports yesterday that Lebron’s camp is gauging the interest of Tom Thibodeau to join the team as an assitant coach. Because a man who’d famously rather get fired than change anything about his coaching style would obviously love to be the assitant to Lebron’s puppet coach.

What has better schadendreude potential: 1) the Knicks striking out on both Durant and Kyrie proving that their plan to trade Kristaps for cap-space was dumb as shit; or 2) the Kicks landing both Kyrie and Durant on 1 year deals, and having both of those players melt down because they’re both super sensitive twits who…

Sometimes explaining the mystery ruins the magic: Exhibit A - Midichlorians.

I can’t wait for Kyrie and KD to both sign with the Nets.

Here’s the thing that gets me: because he was waived by Atlanta over the summer, and now again by Chicago, that means he’s getting paid by 2 teams to NOT play for them this year. And if he’s lucky enough to sign with another team, that will be three teams that are paying him this year. Did I get that right?

“The real championship is the friends I lost along the way”

The wording aside, it’s still a bewildering take. Curry is maybe the best off-the-dribble shooter in the history of the league. He routinely links silky handles into his lightening quick releases. It’s weird that “Trae shoots off the dribble” could be the basis for distinguishing between them.

One of the reasons I frequent Deadspin is the quality content being written for free in these comment sections. I probably spend equal time reading the comments as I do the articles. So many great recurring writers with dynamite comedy writing. Some of them have truly elevated the “comment” to an art form. Some of…

Especially if Morey actually trades 4 1st round draft picks for a 1 year rental of Butler.

So... the Rockets in 2021 will be the Nets in 2015?

Incredibly safe? I think he took a huge risk. Everybody said you couldn’t do a live action adaptation of FernGully, and yet he pulled it off!

Did he get his left bicep tattoo removed, or did it just stretch out into oblivion?

Your subjective opinion is objectively wrong.

StephOWNED A. Smith?

Antonio Blackeney is a made up name, right?

I think we all win.

Tom Brady is a gullible idiot? I guess that explains his support for Trump.

This is an article about people who don’t care about hockey. His comment is well placed.

Oh god. I’m going to do it. I’m going to be a racewalk highlight truther....

The lady at the start of the video is not race walking. Race walking requires the walker to be in contact with the ground at all times. This lady is completely leaving the ground on each step. So instead of racewalking, she’s just running…

This is amazing. Now, my favourite part is watching Stephen A. Smith lose his shit over this. His anger fills me with joy.