Yes, that would have been great GMing! But keeping his besty James Jones on the roster, and spending $80 mill on Tristan Thomson are almost as good.

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Shocking? No. This is Dwight. I wouldn’t be surprised if he had an intravenous supply of Fun Dip. The twist that would have changed my world view forever would be if he ate zero candy. That would’ve blown my mind.

Toronto sports fan here. Go fuck yourself.

The Process is Dead. Long Live the Process.

Velcro?! Are you fucking nuts? In my humble opinion, buttons are the only acceptable method of shoe security.

I’d take him in Toronto for a package that didn’t include a core player. We’re maybe the only team in the league that’s created an efficient offence founded entirely on iso ball. The whole system is designed to get our stars a shot from their spot against a mismatch. Melo wouldn’t have to change even a little bit to…

I have to commend the staff of Deadspin for their coverage of this story. I mean this sincerely. I take a perverse amount of pleasure when bad sports teams make bad decisions - I simply cannot avert my eyes from these slow motion train wrecks. God bless schadenfreude. And you’ve added to this experience immensely with…

That could work out wonderfully for Boston. Or terribly. Man, I wish someone would write 2000 words about both options.

“It is universally uncool for any cyclist outside an eight-year old on a Huffy to have a bell on their bicycle.” - This is not my experience in Toronto. In Toronto the Bicyclitterati are proud of their bells. They buy ass big brass bells for their expensive fixed gear bikes. They tell their friends “Look at my big ass…

And while we’re at it, let’s ban analytics from basketball! Data has so space is sport. I want to see a bunch of athletes who are ignorant about the basic science of their sport compete on the strength of their feelings!