That same 83% will also claim oppression from masks, call others snowflakes, cucks, state ‘all lives matter’, bootstraps, affirmative action... I’m too tired to type the rest and just opened my first beer. I believe you get the point. They are literally like the children from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory:…

Yeah, leaving it up to all those SEC schools in red states is sure to work out well. I’m sure the young people on those campuses will forego their tailgating too, because being reasonable and level-headed is what 18-22 year-olds are known for.

A friend of mine linked me this a few hours ago. As a relatively pretty man who also builds his own computers, I am saddened to be reminded that I will never be the prettiest man who does computer stuff while Henry Cavill lives, even with all the makeup and eyeshadow I wear...

I so badly want to hate him, but I just…

“We cannot get swept away in fear,”

You may have noted that this is a very poorly run franchise...

Thanks to Gary Larson, I will forever write CAT FUD on my shopping lists...

I’m the opposite. I have a huge back log but I’m happy to spend hundreds of hours on a single game, which means I get through like 2 games a year. Its so easy to just get back into a game you got used to and not have to learn new controls and adjust to different play mechanics and whatever.

“Do the best you can until you know better. Then when you know better, do better.” Also Maya Angelou, implying that people can change and become better.

We’re calling Seth Meyers a centrist? He is more left than any host short of Jon Oliver or Trevor Noah.

It took what it always takes: getting hit close to home. He had to sit in a NICU (much like I had around the same time frame) and see all these other families just like his but without the benefit of all his money. Hours sitting in a chair with another family just across a curtain talking to social workers and…

Right? He did that Karl Malone bit multiple times on a semi-popular show that ran for multiple years. Not some obscure tweet from twelve years ago.

Fox/conservatives are going after Kimmel because he’s taking BLM’s side and being mean to the clown in the White House. Kimmel has *gasp* possibly grown as a human being and isn’t the same person he was all those years ago. I say possibly but he seems on the level these days. Doesn’t excuse what he did then but who he…

I’m surprised the Karl Malone impression hasn’t come up sooner. I distinctly remember watching that a few times back in the 90's...figured more people remembered that. I always thought he took that shit way over the line.

Hell hath no fury like a Karen mildly inconvenienced.

Thank you. This person is unfit for the job if their pressure limit is set to Average Service at a McDonalds.

I’ve never been a Rage Against the Machine fan, but my understanding of their lyrics is that they’re basically, “We have very strong opinions about politics/And here’s a PowerPoint laying them out/In very great detail.”

You left out one reason: it makes you uncomfortable. I am pretty sure that there’s a ton of people flying/wearing Confederate flags simply because it rustles the jimmies of decent human beings (or that’s their intent, anyway), and they get off on that. This is of course in addition to the other reasons listed.

They’re half right. It’s history AND hate. Put the slave flag in a museum along with the old iron slave manacles and slave posters. You want to celebrate your Southern heritage? Fry up a biscuit. No hate in a good biscuit.

Because they’re assholes. Raging assholes.