Wow, actual bona fide theft. How do these assholes live with themselves?

I read that as disemboweled and felt extra bad for you. (not that there’s anything wrong with being single)

Man, are women going to be disappointed when they find out how few celebrities are over 6’1” (aka the ultimate Tinder Deal Breaker).

Thats actually so awesome that she acknowledged why this is harder as a single person. In addition to not necessarily wanting to eat the same thing six meals in a row if I cook in any quantity, I’m facing the reality that my dinner plans often change last minute, and that drinks are one of the few non-app-based…

And lo, a child was born unto them. A child destined to rule the Great White North. A child destined to be supernaturally beautiful, with feathered blonde hair, power-skating thighs and, somehow, still an obnoxious inferiority complex.

Geez, Sisto has such a baby face there! I remember seeing Clueless when I was 18 and thinking how cool and “grown-up” he looked...in the meantime, Paul Rudd remains eternal...

You know it's not real, right?

Thank you for hunting down the GIF!

I had a threesome with the bride and groom a week before their wedding as my wedding gift to them.

(I promise this is about sex. Hang in there)

This was not my hook-up but I witnessed the hook-up.

Huh? I thought everybody blamed Jar Jar.

I completely agree. Yeah, liking Ruby Rose is easy, so what? I’ve felt really unwelcome in queer spaces for not having sufficient proof of gayness. It’s this boogeyman that is set up - “the insincere secretly-straight girl”. Why not assume the best of people? Plus, it can take a while for self-identification to catch…

Absolutely. This piece is utterly reductive and unhelpful about something that’s wonderfully, richly complex. People aren’t always precisely sure of what or who they like. Frankly, I think a modest majority of human beings live in that shifting, undefined space. And it’s ok. It truly is. It’s a nice place to be. It’s…

There was very much a “You think you’re cool? WELL YOU’RE FUCKING NOT!” tone to this. Christ. Was anyone even saying that they’re edgy for thinking she’s hot?