I think maybe you’re born a wizard but you don’t find out until midnight of your 11th birthday?

Reason:

CRUD!

Crud.

“Look everybody, it’s the boy who laughs at things! Wave to the people! Now blow kisses!”

4 stars: Was well crafted and delivered when promised. However, it turned my mailman into a talking cat and resurrected a vengeful corpse. Not suitable for virgins.

Yes, other people call them prayers or wishes.

Newt spell... 3/10

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This is the largest auto that I could afford. Should I, therefore, be made the subject of fun?

I don’t know much about his stance on gun control, but I just googled a bit and saw that the NRA rated him an “F,” so he can’t be that anti-gun control.

Tylenol is kinda a bad idea after drinking, assuming you enjoy having a liver.

You may all proceed to hate me because I pretty much never get hungover*.

My guess is they’ll show off their money by consuming all of the fresh water and leaving the plebs to die.

Is the sky made of cheese? Equally relevant question.

Poor guy is just average height. He just has tall co-workers.

It doesn’t matter how tall he is when I’m sitting on his face...

Does it matter?

And these were just the “expensive pee tests”, I did about 16 of the really cheap ones I bought in bulk and kept on hand to set my mind at ease every month because I didn’t get my period with the Mirena (and it’s good that I did because the Mirena failed and it was ectopic.)

WE HAVE FOUND RAFFEY.