I’m good thanks! Just started a new job and I’m trying to find a way to balance that with writing my thesis. Other than that I’m keeping it pretty low key, just taking it one day at a time. :) Read more
GreyjoysMissingMember
greyjoysmissingmember
So YOU’RE the tramp who he’s been talking to when I’m not around? Because Zac is my imaginary husband and we have an imaginary life together.
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NO HE’S NOT Read more
grandma is a bitch and i hope she died soon thereafter. Read more
A 3-hour flight on Valentine’s Day a few years ago: Flight attendants rearranged a row of passengers near me to accommodate one woman’s giant stuffed teddy bear. Upon takeoff, I look over and there is the teddy bear, strapped in with a seat belt, enjoying a ginger ale. Read more
A really exhausted looking Danny Glover traveling with his grandchild, who was being a little shit. The terrible thing was Glover was reading a screenplay for probably the most atrocious piece of writing I’ve ever seen ( I read over his shoulder). I’ve so far never seen the movie made. So there’s that. Read more
I was in training in Wilkes-Barre, PA and was flying to my fiance’s graduation. I was worried about missing flights (I had connections) , so I got there early. I was sitting at the gate reading, and this traveling salesman walks up, sits next to me (there was literally no one else there) and says, “looks like it’s me… Read more
The inside of a lavatory of for over an hour as I was stuck inside. Read more
I am a bit phobic about air travel. I’m the spazzy person who white knuckles the arm rest and goes into meditative breathing anytime the captain mentions it’s time to buckle up because we have some turbulence ahead. But twice now I have been seated next to the only person on the plane who was more afraid to fly than I… Read more
My reflection in the bathroom mirror towards the end of a long flight. Read more
The Worst Thing You’ve Ever Seen on an Airplane...
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I spent a seven hour flight stuck next to a cruise ship magician who was like Gob from arrested development but without the suave charm goodness of heart. He negged me constantly and kept mentioning that his “hot Lebanese wife” told him to go out and have sex with anyone he wanted because she as six months pregnant… Read more
Is it bad of me to secretly hope that Bernie Sanders somehow miraculously gets the nomination instead of Hillary?
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Dosage is what makes something toxic. Period. Read more
I agree. Give me my delusions that last for approx. 5 seconds before I come upon the 7th shirtless mirror selfie. Read more
Its called compression oppression Read more
“Damn it Jerry, you told us you knew how to use iMovie!” Read more
Eh, all of the planets have Latin names.
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