Aren't we all! I hope your thesis is the best thesis in all the land!

I’m sorry this is such a late reply! I’m doing all right, I really haven’t been around in a while =( mostly had to stop kinja’ing at work and that ended up being most of when I spent my time here! How have you been?

That’s every year, because they choose to have it on the most humid, hot, unpredictable weekend of the year because Chicagoans are gluttens for punishment

If I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again; Zac Efron is my imaginary boyfriend

You’ve probably never had a planters wort. Other people’s feet are nasty

Why bake a cookie with six doses? Why not bake 6 cookies with one dose?

your welcome

This isn’t drought shaming, it’s stealing from people who actually need water to drink and bathe and put out fires from a fucking hydrant in order to fill your fucking pool and fountain on your fucking ranch. There’s a difference

Also if you want notes from someone on whether they think your dick pic is adequeate enough to send to the intended recipient “Do you think this filter is best for my dick pic? Should I use a different angle? What about cropping? Oprinions?” Dick pics are art too

It’s not much better from the other side, some guys make their main picture just their abs or them near a motorcycle with a helmet or a silhouette of them on a mountain so you *have* to click and look at their profile

I was so baffled by that when I started using Tinder, fuck if I care how tall a person is, I’d rather be a similar height so our crotches line up. Also, both men and women need to stop taking hiking pictures on mountaintops, it ain’t original and you don’t look “well traveled”

As a single disembodied Greyjoy penis in Los Angeles, I look forward to this one!

She is the biological mother of the child though, surrogacy is only using another woman’s womb, they implanted Sherri’s eggs and inserted them in a surrogate. The surrogate has absolutely no biological claim to the child they carry. You should know this.

Here’s the thing, at no point is the Califonia government requiring everyone to get vaccinated. Constitutionally they can’t do that or enforce that in any way. The law as it is, makes it extremely difficult for unvaccinated children to go to PUBLIC school, of course, those with medical issues are exempt, the rest who…

Or the part in the car where he’s like “turn away, turn awaaayayayayay”

Since we’re omnivores and eat a lot of crap, I’d assume we’d taste a lot like pig meat

Been on a David Wain movie kick in preparation for Wet Hot American Summer the TV series. I gotchu