Lebron James? More like Lebron’s Wang.

Hello my name is Moriarty and I have worn a flower crown I made myself from fake flowers and wire I purchased from Michael’s on numerous occasions and one of them involved a Disco Themed rendition of a Midsummer’s Night Dream.

“Sometimes I look back at myself on previous seasons of Keeping Up With the Kardashians and think, ‘Why didn’t you let your hair down then, or put on something nicer?’”

A ton of liberal business people love their own money more than anything else. Hillary Clinton was on the Board of Walmart, Hollywood lefties outsource work to foreign countries to save a few $$$$, Gawker Media is organized in the Caymans to evade (sorry, avoid) taxes.

Am I crazy or drunk, or is that a small dick on Taylor’s elbow?

Well, thanks for enlightening us, Dave Coulier! But would she go down on you in a theater?

If your goal here is top point out the flawed science behind this stuff, good job. If your point is to confirm the stereotype than appreciating wine outs for elitist snobs, you hit a home run.

Okay I need to say this because some of these comments are making me feel weird.

I’m not proud of this but I have a genuine fear that I will lose it if/when a certain ex of mine gets married. Not at him, but just at the world in general. It’s absolutely one of my business, I know, but sometimes shit is complicated. I’m pretty ideologically opposed to marriage (for myself), so no revenge wedding…

When people say things like this, I wonder if they realize that our armed forces have nuclear bombs and anti tank missles and drones and your semi automatic weapon will be vaporized just like the rest of you.

Mine did that same shit for my paragard in October. The answer is that not all medical providers are equally up to date on the minutiae of the ACA. Mine deferred to her front desk person’s (erroneous) understanding. I ended up paying out of pocket for it, then called my insurance company to bitch, who referred me to a…

Nurse practitioner here. Could be a few reasons. 1- they are just not covering it even though they have too. Because reasons. 2- they only cover one type (the one with hormones). 3- they do “buy and bill”. This is where they make the provider buy the device out of their pocket and the insurance company will reimburse…

Seriously. Amber Rose flies commercial? I mean how is that even possible with how many albums she’s sol....the gross of her last big movi...the ratings on her hit TV sh...

NYE 2003: Long story short, I saw my long-term boyfriend making out with my “friend” (LIKE TWO HOURS BEFORE THE BALL DROPPED so there was no excuse). I screamed at him but didn’t bother with her because I didn’t want her to know she could get to me like that (she was SUCH a pathetic attention whore who lived for shit…

From my Facebook page regarding this and the “what about black on black” crime shit I keep reading posted by other black folks:

Kylie Jenner is the High Priestess of Westoros that King Cairo, a hobbit, has been sent to kill on behalf of Blac Chyna, a dementor who is bent on dominating the whole Alderaan system.

Zero Chill.

rich people: making things not chill since 10,000BC

Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in…

No One At Sony Knows Who Rita Ora Is