Oh my god. I LOVE THIS RESPONSE!

I don't always poop 3 times a day, but when I do, I know when

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People are assholes to each other every single second of every single day. Thousands of far more egregious episodes than this have occurred in the time it took to write this sentence. Don't pretend that just because it involves Craigslist it's somehow significant, interesting, or anything other than asinine and petty.

Okay I'm going to be the difficult asshat that thinks Kristen Bell shouldn't have chosen Twitter to deliver a simplistic, reductive response to one of the most multi-faceted public policy issues we face today.

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Big Gum has always been a blight on society with misplaced priorities. Sure your countless sacrifice of blood and treasure allowed you to double the amount of mint, Wrigley, but did your Cubs ever win a title?

That was exactly the reaction Madonna was counting on, so good on her I guess?

"They used videos where the women looked cracked out, had long press-on nails and seemed miserable," Lawrence told me. "The idea that you could accurately judge someone's bisexuality by showing them that kind of porn was really astonishing to me. If you do love and respect women, that kind of porn should repel you."

" we're here, we're not queer, but we're close, so get used to it !!!! "

Planet Fitness's whole business model is about appealing to people who won't work out regularly. Bodybuilders, the very "in shape," people who want real weights and real equipment - - all people who are likely to use the facilities more often - - - are met with policies that actively discourage their membership. …

Want very fast hot chocolate? Sure, use a microwave. Or put it on a stove, you lazy asshole.

What happened to your 50-60 pages of citations?

YES.

Also, have your underwear double as a festive hat! Your bras can be worn as fancy slippers. Dresses as superhero capes.

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I don't want to be at an 8 AM anymore than my students and I hate the idea of teaching one. The students don't want to be there. My 9 AM class is suprisingly awake for college kids and I am thankful for that. However, that's not the norm. I don't think it's unreasonable for 18 year olds to want sleep. Their…

I absolutely hear what you're saying and I do not disagree for one second. But I'm not too sure about your Ariel Castro example. Isn't he Hispanic/Latino (still not clear on the preferred term) and therefore, considered a person of color?

My God.

I could probably juggle the details of my life better to be more like Maria Kang, but I would never be able to work out enough and prepare my own meals while juggling the various details of my own life. (I pick and choose between one or the other, most days. I have other obligations that take up time/energy/dedication…